Day Five, because I don't want to talk about Day Four and the evil of Pilates. So, Day Five. I think it's so cute when she reminds us to breathe in through our mouths and out through our noses. As if we aren't all panting with our mouths open, spit flying all over the screen, gasping for our last breath, trying not to vomit. She's adorable.
Day Two
Day Two of the new workout routine is done. Due to the sickness that has taken over my nasal areas, I had to have some workout survival essentials at hand. For this particular sickness, essentials included tissues, ginger drops (because I am out of cough drops), lip balm and shots of medicinal moonshine. Everything you need to power through any workout (not doctor recommended).
It was a little easier than yesterday, but still challenging. I did it though. I will do it again tomorrow, hopefully with less need for medicinal moonshine (not doctor recommended).
It was a little easier than yesterday, but still challenging. I did it though. I will do it again tomorrow, hopefully with less need for medicinal moonshine (not doctor recommended).
Day One: Part Duh
Hey all. Did you know that consistent healthy eating and exercise can lead to consistent healthy feelings and not being winded as you struggle to get your fat ass on the escalator at the mall? Yeah. Who knew?!
As you have probably guessed, I did not know. Or at least I did not remember. Now, I am back at square one. Well, actually, square one and some of the adjacent squares as well because I'm overflowing at this point. You all know what I mean.
I have reached the unhealthiest point of my life thus far and there is no turning back now. It's either continue getting fat and feeling gross or change the plan and start to feel better. Duh.
Today, I started a new exercise plan and it was not pretty, but I did it. I cursed at the instructor at the top of my lungs pretty much the whole way through, but I did it. I may have even cursed the instructor's mother and her unborn children, but things got a little fuzzy in the middle there and I can't be sure I was even speaking coherent sentences. But, I did it.
I did it and I will do it again tomorrow. Hopefully, with a little less cursing, but I make no promises.
As you have probably guessed, I did not know. Or at least I did not remember. Now, I am back at square one. Well, actually, square one and some of the adjacent squares as well because I'm overflowing at this point. You all know what I mean.
I have reached the unhealthiest point of my life thus far and there is no turning back now. It's either continue getting fat and feeling gross or change the plan and start to feel better. Duh.
Today, I started a new exercise plan and it was not pretty, but I did it. I cursed at the instructor at the top of my lungs pretty much the whole way through, but I did it. I may have even cursed the instructor's mother and her unborn children, but things got a little fuzzy in the middle there and I can't be sure I was even speaking coherent sentences. But, I did it.
I did it and I will do it again tomorrow. Hopefully, with a little less cursing, but I make no promises.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)